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Cheat Code Yu-Gi-Oh! (Yugi, Joey, Kaiba)

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Walaupun sudah agak terlambat dan mungkin udah kadaluarsa, tapi bagi kamu2 yang masih suka bermain game yu-gi-oh atau buat pemula yang ingin mengetahui banyak kartu semoga dapat buat semua. Disini aku mau berbagi Cheat untuk mendapatkan semua koleksi kartu secara langsung di Yu-Gi-Oh! Power of Chaos (YUGI, JOY, KAIBA) Yu Gi Oh PC ( Untuk mendapatkan semua kartu ) setelah didownload, masukkan file hasil extraksi diatas ke dalam folder yang sama dengan Game Yu Gi Oh nya. Setelah itu, tinggal di eksekusi saja   atau kamu langsu

Blonde saves a rabbit

Saturday, March 10, 2012

One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertable. He was driving 15 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car. As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over. The man got out of the car and started crying "OH-MY-GOD... OH-MY-GOD!!!!" Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what's wrong, when he tells her she says, "Oh I can fix that." She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it. It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before fina

You Don't Have One of THESE

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." But this time the little girl just keeps on playing. "How come you're not crying today," asks Little Johnny. "My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dres

Johnny Big Balls

Saturday, March 10, 2012

One day little Johnny Big Balls was playing football in the back yard and he threw the football over the fence. So Johnny climbed over the fence and the neighbour seen him and Johnny said "Hi I'm Johnny Big Balls whats your name?" Then he jumped back over the fence. Annoyed, the neighbour built up his fence. A month later Johnny was playing soccer and he kicked the ball over the fence then Johnny climbed over the fence and the neighbour seen him and Johnny said "Hi I'm Johnny Big Balls whats your name?" Then he jumped back over the

Little Johnny's Exciting Story

Saturday, March 10, 2012

One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently. Little Suzie told about her trip to Florida. Clyde said his dad got drunk all the time. Little Johnny put a dot on the board and the teacher asked him to explain what was exciting about a period. He said, "Hell if I know but my sister said she missed hers and my mom screamed, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy nextdoor killed himself."

Johnny Plays Truck Driver

Saturday, March 10, 2012

One day little Johnny's neighbor was washing dishes and saw little Johnny out the window sitting on the steps. She saw him eat a jelly bean, bite the cats tail and move down a step. She continued to watch him and he did it again (eat a jelly bean, bite the cat's tail and move down a step). When curiosity got the best of her, she went across the street and asked little Johnny what he was doing. He said "I'm playing truck driver". She asked him "Well Johnny what does that mean?" He said "I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving on!"

I Like the Way You Think

Saturday, March 10, 2012

One day in school the teacher asks little Johnny, "If there were five birds on the tree and you shoot two birds with your gun then how many would be left?" "None because they would all fly away.", replies little Johnny. "That is incorrect.", says the teacher, "there would be three left, but I like the way you think." Then little Johnny asks the teacher, "If there were three women on the bench with an ice cream cone, one bitting on the cone, the other sucking the cone, and the last one licking her cone, which one is married?" "The o

3 Animal Sounds

Saturday, March 10, 2012

The teacher is going around the room, saying the names of animals, and the kids have to make the sound that the animal does. She says cow, and cindy raises her hand and says, moooo. very good cindy. She says duck, and bobby raises his hand and says, quack quack. very good bobby She says pig, little johnny raises his hand and says, freeze or i`ll shoot.

Fun With Elements

Saturday, March 10, 2012

In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette" The teacher smiled and the

Johnny's Camp Trip

Saturday, March 10, 2012

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies. Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger". She again says "NO". "But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again. "Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher. Things are silent

Little Mike, Johnny's Cousin

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Little Mike, Jonny's cousin is worse than Jonny ever could be. One day before Christmas little Mike was talking to his father. "You be good this year and not cuss so much, and maybe santa will bring you something really nice!" Little Mike's dad said with a smile. "If not you won't get anything nice" "I already know what I want for Christmas dad! When I wake up on Christmas morning I want to wake up and see a new fucking BB gun at the foot of my fucking bed!" little Mike said. Little Mike's dad rolls his eyes. "Then I want to go

20 Questions With Little Johnny

Saturday, March 10, 2012

One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions. So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red" Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato". "No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher. So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it" "Go to the principals office" says the teacher. "No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"

Definitely

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: "Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!" "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

Little Johnny Parks His Car

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises coming from his parents bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked . He said"Dad what are you and mom doing? His dad told him "I'm parking my car in yours mom's garage. Go back to bed." Well the next day, the girl next door came over to play with johnny. He said " I have a new game for us to play." what's it called the girl replied . It's called parking the car . Wanna try it he said. Sure said the little girl. Well Johnny tells her how to play and they get

Whats In The Bag

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf. Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple. Then he says now let me give you one. He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head. The teacher says Ohh Johnny that's grose. Little Johnny says no it's a quater but I like the way you're thinking.

Weight Loss Plan

Saturday, March 10, 2012

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

The Service

Saturday, March 10, 2012

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at th e plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex." "Good morning," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "What is this?" Alex asked. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the

money

Saturday, March 10, 2012

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died.

7 Hal yang membuat pengunjung blog betah di blog kita

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Memiiki blog yang populer dan sering dikunjungi oleh banyak netter tentu menjadi harapan setiap blogger, apalagi jika pengunjung Anda merasa betah dan bolak-balik ke dalam blog Anda, sehingga kunjungan blog Anda akan terus meningkat dari waktu ke waktu. Berikut ada sedikitnya 7 hal yang membuat pengunjung blog Anda betah berlama-lama di blog Anda: 1. Tampilan Blog Saya pernah menulis artikel bahwa “designmu adalah rezekimu”. Design atau tampilan blog adalah ujung tombak sebuah website / blog. Saat pengunjung blog masuk pertama kali

Program Kasir Sederhana

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

#include #include #include void main() { int tot_beli, tot_byr, disc=0; char nama_kasir [30]; char nama_pembeli [30]; cout<<" TOKO HALAL MAKMUR JAYA\n"; cout<<"Dapatkan diskon 20% untuk setiap\n"; cout<<"total pembelian Rp. 50.000 keatas\n"; cout<<"---------------------------------\n"; cout<<"Nama Kasir : "; gets(nama_kasir); cout<<"Nama Pembeli : "; gets(nama_pembeli); cout<<"---------------------------------\n"; cout<<"Total Pembelian : Rp. "; cin>>tot_beli; if (tot_b

Bilangan Fibonacci

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

#include #include #include void main() { unsigned int a[100], x, b, n, c; cout<<"BILANGAN FIBONACCI\n"; cout<<"==================\n\n"; cout<<"------------------------------------------------------------------\n"; cout<<"ket:\n"; cout<<"\tBilangan fibonacci adalah deret bilangan yang menjumlahkan\n"; cout<<"dua buah bilangan sebelumnya untuk menentukan deret selanjutnya\n"; cout<<"\n"; cout<<"dengan rumus : a[n] = a[n-1] + [n-2]\n"; cout<<"---------------

Tabel Kebenaran

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

#include #include #include #include void main() { int x, p[4], q[4] , a[4], b[4], c[4], d[4] ; p[0]=1; p[1]=1; p[2]=0; p[3]=0; q[0]=1; q[1]=0; q[2]=1; q[3]=0; cout<<"TABEL KEBENARAN\n"; cout<<"===============\n\n"; cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------\n"; cout<<"P"<setw(11)"q"setw(13)"p or="" q"setw(12); cout<<"P AND Q"<setw(11)"p not="" q"setw(12)"p="" xor="" q\n"; cout<<"----------------------------------------

Penghitung Huruf/karakter

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

#include #include #include int main() { char kata[100]; int a,kalimat=0,voc=0,lain; cout<<"==============================\n"; cout<<"= Program Menghitung Huruf =\n"; cout<<"==============================\n"; cout<<"\n"; cout<<"Tuliskan kalimat !\n\n"; gets(kata); for (a=0; kata[a]!='\0';a++) { kalimat++; } for (a=0; kata[a]!='\0';a++) { if(kata[a]=='a'||kata[a]=='e'||kata[a]=='i'||kata[a]=='o'||kata[a]=='u') { voc++; } } lain=kalimat-voc

Pengertian Dioda

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Dioda adalah piranti semikonduktor dengan bahan tipe-n yang menyediakan elektron-elektron bebas dan bahan tipe-p yang disatukan (P-N junction). Dioda merupakan suatu piranti dua elektroda dengan arah arus yang tertentu, dapat juga dikatakan dioda bekerja sebagai penghantar bila tegangan listrik diberikan dalam arah tertentu tetapi dioda akan beke
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