Cheat Code Yu-Gi-Oh! (Yugi, Joey, Kaiba)

Walaupun sudah agak terlambat dan mungkin udah kadaluarsa, tapi bagi kamu2 yang masih suka bermain game yu-gi-oh atau buat pemula yang ingin mengetahui banyak kartu semoga dapat buat semua.
Disini aku mau berbagi Cheat untuk mendapatkan semua koleksi kartu secara langsung di Yu-Gi-Oh! Power of Chaos (YUGI, JOY, KAIBA)

1. Yu Gi Oh PC ( Untuk mendapatkan semua kartu )

setelah didownload, masukkan file hasil extraksi diatas ke dalam folder yang sama dengan Game Yu Gi Oh nya. Setelah itu, tinggal di eksekusi saja   atau kamu langsung masukkan filenya ke folder gamenya trus di Extract here  … Oke, semoga bermanfaat ^_^

Tambahan :

Untuk windows 7, program yugioh tidak akan jalan. Untuk menjalankan game Yu-Gi-Oh ikuti langkah-langkah berikut,

Klik kanan ==> properties ==> compatibility ==> disable dsktop composition.

Begitu juga dengan file cheatnya.

Selamat mencoba !!!

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Blonde saves a rabbit

One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertable.
He was driving 15 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car.
As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over.
The man got out of the car and started crying "OH-MY-GOD... OH-MY-GOD!!!!"
Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what's wrong, when he tells her she says, "Oh I can fix that."
She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it.
It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally dissappearing into the forrest.
The guy is amazed and says, "how did you do that?"
The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off.
The can says "Hair Spray: Guarenteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave."

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You Don't Have One of THESE

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."
The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.
The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."
But this time the little girl just keeps on playing.
"How come you're not crying today," asks Little Johnny.
"My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."

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Johnny Big Balls

One day little Johnny Big Balls was playing football in the back yard and he threw the football over the fence.
So Johnny climbed over the fence and the neighbour seen him and Johnny said "Hi I'm Johnny Big Balls whats your name?"
Then he jumped back over the fence.
Annoyed, the neighbour built up his fence.
A month later Johnny was playing soccer and he kicked the ball over the fence then Johnny climbed over the fence and the neighbour seen him and Johnny said "Hi I'm Johnny Big Balls whats your name?"
Then he jumped back over the fence.
Annoyed again the neighbour put barb wire on the fence.
A month later Johnny Big Balls was playing baseball and then he hit the ball over the fence and he jumped over and said "Hi I'm Johnny"

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Little Johnny's Exciting Story

One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.
Little Suzie told about her trip to Florida.
Clyde said his dad got drunk all the time.
Little Johnny put a dot on the board and the teacher asked him to explain what was exciting about a period.
He said, "Hell if I know but my sister said she missed hers and my mom screamed, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy nextdoor killed himself."

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Johnny Plays Truck Driver

One day little Johnny's neighbor was washing dishes and saw little Johnny out the window sitting on the steps.
She saw him eat a jelly bean, bite the cats tail and move down a step.
She continued to watch him and he did it again (eat a jelly bean, bite the cat's tail and move down a step).
When curiosity got the best of her, she went across the street and asked little Johnny what he was doing.
He said "I'm playing truck driver".
She asked him "Well Johnny what does that mean?"
He said "I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving on!"

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I Like the Way You Think

One day in school the teacher asks little Johnny,
"If there were five birds on the tree and you shoot two birds with your gun then how many would be left?"
"None because they would all fly away.", replies little Johnny.
"That is incorrect.", says the teacher, "there would be three left, but I like the way you think."
Then little Johnny asks the teacher,
"If there were three women on the bench with an ice cream cone, one bitting on the cone, the other sucking the cone, and the last one licking her cone, which one is married?"
"The one sucking on the cone," guessed the teacher.
"That is incorrect," replies little Johnny," The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but I like the way you think."

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3 Animal Sounds

The teacher is going around the room, saying the names of animals, and the kids have to make the sound that the animal does.
She says cow, and cindy raises her hand and says, moooo. very good cindy.
She says duck, and bobby raises his hand and says, quack quack. very good bobby
She says pig, little johnny raises his hand and says, freeze or i`ll shoot.

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Fun With Elements

In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"

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Johnny's Camp Trip

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".

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Little Mike, Johnny's Cousin

Little Mike, Jonny's cousin is worse than Jonny ever could be.
One day before Christmas little Mike was talking to his father. "You be good this year and not cuss so much, and maybe santa will bring you something really nice!" Little Mike's dad said with a smile. "If not you won't get anything nice"
"I already know what I want for Christmas dad! When I wake up on Christmas morning I want to wake up and see a new fucking BB gun at the foot of my fucking bed!" little Mike said.
Little Mike's dad rolls his eyes.
"Then I want to go down stairs and see a fucking toy train going around the fucking Christmas tree!"
"Oh yeah?" His dad says.
"Yeah then I'll go out side and I want a fucking new bike leaning up against the fucking garage!"
"I wouldn't count on it young man, not after how you just talked."
When Christmas morning comes Mike wakes up. Laying at the foot of his bed is a steaming pile of dog shit! So he goes down stairs. Around the Christmas tree is a neatly arranged ring of dog shit. Then he goes outside and there by the garage is, you guessed it another pile of Dog Shit!
"DAMN!" Little Mike says, starting to cry.
"Well son did you learn a lesson?" Mikes dad asks.
"I don't know dad, I think I got a new puppy but I can't fucking find it!"

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20 Questions With Little Johnny

One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions.
So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red"
Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato".
"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher.
So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it"
"Go to the principals office" says the teacher.
"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"

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Definitely

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

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Little Johnny Parks His Car

Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises coming from his parents bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked . He said"Dad what are you and mom doing? His dad told him "I'm parking my car in yours mom's garage. Go back to bed."
Well the next day, the girl next door came over to play with johnny. He said " I have a new game for us to play." what's it called the girl replied . It's called parking the car . Wanna try it he said. Sure said the little girl.
Well Johnny tells her how to play and they get off to a good start. A few minutes later all you can here is little Johnny screaming . His mom rushes into the room and says" what the hell is going on here? . The girl tries her best to explain. She said "You see we were playing park the car and johnny got his car all most all the way in. The back tires wouldnt fit so I cut them off!

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Whats In The Bag

Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag
She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple.
Then he says now let me give you one.
He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head.
The teacher says Ohh Johnny that's grose.
Little Johnny says no it's a quater but I like the way you're thinking.

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Weight Loss Plan

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
(Thanks Barbie)

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The Service

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

The seven-year-old had been staring at th e plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.

"What is this?" Alex asked.

"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Alex's voice was trembling and barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"

(Thanks Alex)

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money

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"
She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
(Thanks Jessica)

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7 Hal yang membuat pengunjung blog betah di blog kita

Memiiki blog yang populer dan sering dikunjungi oleh banyak netter tentu menjadi harapan setiap blogger, apalagi jika pengunjung Anda merasa betah dan bolak-balik ke dalam blog Anda, sehingga kunjungan blog Anda akan terus meningkat dari waktu ke waktu. Berikut ada sedikitnya 7 hal yang membuat pengunjung blog Anda betah berlama-lama di blog Anda:

1. Tampilan Blog
Saya pernah menulis artikel bahwa “designmu adalah rezekimu”. Design atau tampilan blog adalah ujung tombak sebuah website / blog. Saat pengunjung blog masuk pertama kali maka yang pertama kali dirasakan adalah tampilan blognya, jika kesan pertama saat masuk di dalam blog tersebut memberikan kenyamanan bagi pengunjung maka pengunjung akan merasa betah berkunjung dan berkunjung kembali ke blog Anda.
Komponen yang mempengaruhi tampilan sebuah blog adalah bentuk blog, pewarnaan, penempatan materi blog, tulisan dsb.

2. Materi Blog
Materi / isi blog dapat berupa gambar, video, tulisan, link download atau hal-hal lainnya yang bermanfaat bagi pengunjung, usahakan sebuah blog memiliki “niche” atau sebuah topik khusus yang dibahas, seperti misalnya blog pribadi saya ini saat ini mengangkat tema Blogging dan Bisnis Online, sehingga karakter dan tulisan-tulisan yang berada di dalam blog ini lebih banyak diisi dengan hal-hal yang berkaitan dengan blogging dan bisnis online.

3. Kecepatan Akses Halaman
Biasa juga disebut dengan “loading speed” atau kecepatan akses halaman, saat pengunjung blog masuk maka biasanya toleransi yang diberikan oleh pengunjung blog sekitar 30 detik, dalam waktu segitu seluruh tampilan blog harus sudah terbuka, semakin cepat maka semakin bagus.
Loading page yang lama akan membuat ‘bete’ dan jenuh pengunjung sehingga tidak mau berlama-lama di dalam blog.

4. Menjawab Komentar
Jawablah setiap komentar yang masuk, berikan ucapan terima kasih atas kunjungannya dan komentarnya, apalagi jika komentarnya berguna dan menambah informasi pada aritkel utamanya.
Sebagai tambahan bagi Anda pengguna WordPress maka coba pasang juga plugin “Comment Reply Notification” yang berfungsi untuk memberikan notifikasi melalui email kepada pengirim komentar di blog Anda saat Anda melakukan reply atau membalas komentarnya, dengan begitu pengunjung yang telah memberikan komentarnya dapat ingat kembali dengan blog yang Anda miliki.
Plugin-plugin seperti ini banyak jenisnya, fungsinya pun berbeda-beda, misalnya memberikan notifikasi saat komentar diapprove / ditampilkan oleh admin dsb, Anda dapat mencarinya di website resmi WordPress.

5. DoFollow Blog
Blog-blog dofollow memang lebih disukai sebagian blogger, khususnya bagi pencari backlink (dan spammer), blog yang beraliran dofollow kerap dikunjungi untuk diberikan komentar di kolom komentarnya sekaligus ditanam backlink. Saya pribadi kurang setuju kepada blog-blog yang menggunakan dofollow karena dapat menjadi sasaran utama para pencari backlink, sehingga orang yang memberikan komentar di blog dofollow terkadang hanya mau backlinknya saja dan isi dari komentarnya kurang / tidak berkaitan dengan isi artikel.

6. Bonus
Berikanlah pengunjung blog Anda bonus atau hal-hal gratisan lainnya, misalnya membuat program memilih komentar terbaik setiap beberapa minggu sekali atau membuat kontes lainnya yang memberikan manfaat dan hadiah sehingga pengunjung merasa terhibur dan lebih bersemangat berlama-lama di dalam blog Anda.

7. Pribadi Terkenal
Bagi Anda yang telah populer baik di dunia nyata ataupun dunia maya maka dapat menarik kunjungan ke dalam blog yang Anda miliki, misalnya Anda seorang artis atau seorang ahli tertentu yang dihormati maka tentu banyak orang yang ingin mengenal Anda lebih dekat lagi melalui blog yang Anda miliki.
Nah, yang manakah dari 7 hal di atas yang Anda miliki? ataukah semuanya Anda miliki? :) Teruslah blogging dan berbagi hal-hal bermanfaat, mudah-mudahan blog akan ramai dengan sendirinya dan pengunjung betah berlama-lama di dalam blog Anda sehingga blog Anda lebih populer dan berguna / memberikan hal positif kepada banyak orang.


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Program Kasir Sederhana

#include
#include
#include

void main()
{
int tot_beli, tot_byr, disc=0;
char nama_kasir [30];
char nama_pembeli [30];

cout<<" TOKO HALAL MAKMUR JAYA\n"; cout<<"Dapatkan diskon 20% untuk setiap\n"; cout<<"total pembelian Rp. 50.000 keatas\n"; cout<<"---------------------------------\n"; cout<<"Nama Kasir : "; gets(nama_kasir); cout<<"Nama Pembeli : "; gets(nama_pembeli); cout<<"---------------------------------\n"; cout<<"Total Pembelian : Rp. "; cin>>tot_beli;
if (tot_beli>=50000)
disc=0.2*tot_beli;

cout<<"Potongan : Rp. "< cout<<"------------------------------------ -\n";
tot_byr=tot_beli-disc;
cout<<"Total Pembayaran : Rp. "< getch();
}

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Bilangan Fibonacci

#include
#include
#include

void main()
{
unsigned int a[100], x, b, n, c;

cout<<"BILANGAN FIBONACCI\n"; cout<<"==================\n\n"; cout<<"------------------------------------------------------------------\n"; cout<<"ket:\n"; cout<<"\tBilangan fibonacci adalah deret bilangan yang menjumlahkan\n"; cout<<"dua buah bilangan sebelumnya untuk menentukan deret selanjutnya\n"; cout<<"\n"; cout<<"dengan rumus : a[n] = a[n-1] + [n-2]\n"; cout<<"------------------------------------------------------------------\n"; cout<<"\n"; cout<<"Deret bilangan ke berapa yang ingin anda ketahui : ke-";cin>>x;

c=x-1;

if (c>=2)
{
a[0]=1;
a[1]=1;

for (n=2; n<=c; n++)
{
a[n]=a[n-1]+a[n-2];
}
}
else if (c==1)
{
a[1]=1;
}
else
{
a[0]=1;
}

cout<<"\n";
cout<<"Bilangan Fibonacci pada deret ke-"< cout<<"\n";
cout<<"Hasil Deret :\n";
cout<<"^^^^^^^^^^^\n";

for (b=0; b<=c; b++)
{
a[0]=1;
a[1]=1;

for (n=2; n<=c; n++)
{
a[n]=a[n-1]+a[n-2];
}
cout< }
getch();
}

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Tabel Kebenaran

#include
#include
#include
#include

void main()
{
int x, p[4], q[4] , a[4], b[4], c[4], d[4] ;

p[0]=1;
p[1]=1;
p[2]=0;
p[3]=0;

q[0]=1;
q[1]=0;
q[2]=1;
q[3]=0;

cout<<"TABEL KEBENARAN\n";
cout<<"===============\n\n";
cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------\n";
cout<<"P"< cout<<"P AND Q"< cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------\n";
for (x=0; x<=3; x++)
{
a[x]=p[x]||q[x];
b[x]=p[x]&&q[x];
c[x]=!p[x];
d[x]=p[x]^q[x];

cout< cout< cout< cout< cout< cout<
cout< }
cout<
getche();
}

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Penghitung Huruf/karakter

#include
#include
#include

int main()
{
char kata[100];
int a,kalimat=0,voc=0,lain;
cout<<"==============================\n";
cout<<"= Program Menghitung Huruf =\n";
cout<<"==============================\n";
cout<<"\n";
cout<<"Tuliskan kalimat !\n\n";
gets(kata);

for (a=0; kata[a]!='\0';a++)
{
kalimat++;
}

for (a=0; kata[a]!='\0';a++)
{
if(kata[a]=='a'||kata[a]=='e'||kata[a]=='i'||kata[a]=='o'||kata[a]=='u')
{
voc++;
}
}

lain=kalimat-voc;

cout<<"\n";
cout<<"Total Semua Karakter yang ada : "< cout<<"Total Huruf Vokal (a,i,u,e,o) : "< cout<<"Total Huruf nonVokal dan karakter lainya : "<
getch();
}

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Pengertian Dioda

Dioda adalah piranti semikonduktor dengan bahan tipe-n yang menyediakan elektron-elektron bebas dan bahan tipe-p yang disatukan (P-N junction). Dioda merupakan suatu piranti dua elektroda dengan arah arus yang tertentu, dapat juga dikatakan dioda bekerja sebagai penghantar bila tegangan listrik diberikan dalam arah tertentu tetapi dioda akan bekerja sebagai isolator bila tegangan yang diberikan dalam arah berlawanan dari pergerakan elektron pembentuknya.

Kristal pn sebagai penyusun dioda akan bekerja jika arus didalamnya hanya dapat mengalir dalam satu arah dan tidak sebaliknya. Hubungan ini disebut dengan rangkaian prategangan maju (forward bias). Pada dioda, kita mengenal potensial barrier yaitu beda potensial pada persambungan. Beda potensial ini menjadi cukup besar untuk menghalangi proses penyebaran difusi selanjutnya dari elektron-elektron bebas. Pada suhu ruangan potensial barrier bekerja sekitar 0,7 Volt untuk Silikon dan 0,3 Volt untuk Germanium.

Gambar 2.4 Kurva Dioda

Gambar 2.4 merupakan kurva karakteristik dioda pada pra tegangan maju (forward) dan pra tegangan balik (reverse). Dari gambar karakteristik tersebut dapat dianalisa bahwa sebuah dioda akan mengalirkan arus setelah tegangan luar mengatasi potensial barrier, maka arus maju akan menjadi besar. Pada kurva dengan karakteristik balik saat tegangan yang diberikan sama dengan nol, maka tidak ada arus yang mengalir jika tegangan dinaikkan maka arus akan sangat kecil. Saat arus maju terlalu besar maka dioda akan rusak karena disipasi daya terlalu besar. Jika pada arah balik tegangan yang terlalu tinggi akan menimbulkan kedadalan (breakdown) listrik pada dioda

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Gambar 2.5 Kurva Dioda Ideal

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